Who would not say that, but in the world of cinema is - an event. Not the most, frankly, a significant but judge for yourself: the return to the screens, without exaggeration, a parody of the cult franchise seven years after the last film "trilogy in four parts." Despite the fact that all of the previous pictures came out in less time! In short, the authors - with your permission, we will not delve into the intricacies involved in numerous creative relationships - rightly judged that too much fresh horror gripped the minds of the audience, and it's time to dilute the matter again with his trademark humor. Diluted.
The opening scene can safely ignore. That is, do not be afraid to be late for ten minutes, all that you will not ever see - it's pretty flat, pointless and discouraging his stupid show. Even by the standards of "Scary Movie" scene is absurd, crazy and do not carry any meaning, except that the attraction in the movie Charlie Sheen to Lindsay Lohan, sweet couple. Humor ... he's just weird. Strange, have long puzzled over what's happening - you know, it's supposed to be funny, but do not know why. The joke itself is infinitely incomprehensible. God bless him.
The main thing - on. You're still around to all the trailers imagine what it looks like another round of the series? Do not even qualify to the base humor, the mood is automatically. So it's not surprising aspic own laughter when, for example, parodied "The Cabin in the Woods" - marginal fans sneer on the topic of death and injury will come to an indescribable joy. And so on - without going through a phenomenally stupid and insipid dialogues, as well as countless unfunny gags and antics on the screen from time to time though there appear to whom not just stand snob. For every taste - enjoy, but do not choke. Number of delicacies not go to any comparison with the ungodly amount of moldy stuff.
Traditionally, in addition to the opening scene, there are a couple of other celebrities, such as Snoop Dogg and Mike Tyson. Last - all in the episode flashed for a few seconds, but better than other memorable performers of major and minor roles. Yet there are remote - especially with a beard - reminiscent DiCaprio Ben Cornish not the most successful parodies of "Home", as well as acting Vincent Cassel, Jean-Paul Mano (not paid attention to the "Black Swan") and Lidia Porto, which is certainly contrary to the will of the director, brings to mind Melissa McCarthy. It is strange that the latter can be invited into a film, it would be just the perfect fit into the format of the tape.
But all of this is, in principle, does not matter - for this kind of comedy in Hollywood set separate conveyor without reproach - a statement of fact. Finally, on the "Scary Movie" were go and, most likely, will still go for harping on certain patterns of recent years. The most myakotka, most gusto, for which viewers are willing to endure sometimes just poor humor and spend their hard earned money on a movie with popcorn (the latter simply requires the genre). And that's the main question - how the authors in this time and managed to beat prostebat varying degrees of freshness, relatively speaking, new items?
Yes, no how. There is no grace, no trace of hard work. Neither subtle hints, no references, no appealing to the strengths or weaknesses of various bands. They just took a bunch, and piled together, trying to beat the most haunting moments, cough, cough, funny tone, at the same time adding to their souls. The result ... even by the standards specified by the earlier parts of this - slag. Unbearable piling familiar images forming senseless and merciless ball weakly related subjects. It's a shame that the real potential in this regard tape - in addition to the above, make up the backbone of "Mama," "Paranormal Activity" (as the recent "black" is a parody of everything turned out much better, though SILLY) and "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" - were, to put it simply, merged.
So the "Scary Movie 5" - it is a step back, even when compared to the previous tape. And no small number for a series of films in the name only increases fear that the next picture, if it still will prove to be simply unwatchable. A pity. How well it all started way back in the year 2000 ..
